Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.

Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend

by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019

Austin

A man whore

You are a dirty little austin

by Fuck boi69696969 July 8, 2018

Austin

one of the shortest guys in school, Mexican, hates guys who names start with s for who knows why

Austin is short

by Lcbs_12 October 8, 2018

Austin

Austin is a guy you'll want to have. he may not be fit per-say but his beauty lies beyond comprehension. Austins won't always be treated nicely but that's only because other people aren't him. Austin is a kind of guy who is loving friendly nice cute and someone you can't let go of Austin is a person who can't be passed by and i'm happy to say i have an Austin in my life

Girl1:gurl! look at that guy
Girl2: that's gotta be an Austin
Girl1: oh yea that's defiantly an Austin!

by the-one-that-loves May 29, 2018

Austin

A sick bitch bad at fortnite

A sick bitch bad at fortnite that’s austin

by Hgghvff May 30, 2018

Austin

When your buddies run a gamgbang on your girl.

My girl is down with an Austin.

by TexMexMandude June 2, 2018

Austin

He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.

Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.

by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016