ASS

Anal Sensitivity Syndrome

a rare but critical affliction where the anal nerves are overstimulated, causing pain upon defecation that leads to constipation, loss of appetite, and if left untreated, death.

"I'm sorry to hear your mother has ASS. My uncle lost his battle with ASS back in 2007."

by SassmASSter October 17, 2019

Ass

The part on a woman's body that keeps a man from killing himself.

This cruel world is full of suffering and pain. If it wasn't for my girlfriend's ass I'd probably just end it.

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

ass

adj. utilized by urban youths to describe cowardess esp. in the midst of an altercation

D-Rugz ain't trying to throw hands wit' me; he ass.

by Keefo Brown May 18, 2006

ass

the thing you shit out of (booty)

something big and brown came out of my ass last night

i gave cletis a spoon and he began to eat my ass

by amp aprot May 13, 2005

Cracka Ass Honkey Ass

A term used for a white person who wont shut the fuck up!

White Guy: Hey man wanna go chill?
Other Guy: No
White Guy: Yes you do dont be a fuckin faggot!!
Other Guy: I said no so quit being a damn cracka ass honkey ass!!!

by ThaCarterII December 9, 2008