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12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
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One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis
"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"
by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018
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10 inch rambo

rubys chin is a 10 inch rambo
by JaydenTomlin May 12, 2021
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two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina
I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night
by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018
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Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.
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2 inch gang

a community of men with two inch penises
Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.
by mike the mule March 6, 2017
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8 Inch Sag

When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.
"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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