Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

Alcoholism by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025

Alcoholiday

A holiday where you hang out at bars and drink all day.

An alcoholiday is where you don’t go sightseeing but just hang out at bars and drink on your holidays.

Alcoholiday by Traceless February 6, 2026

Algoholic

Algoholic /ˌæl.ɡəˈhɒl.ɪk/ (noun)

Definition: A person who has a compulsive need to consume algorithmically curated content, specifically short-form videos like TikToks, Reels, or Shorts.

Usage: "I was going to bed at 10 PM, but I turned into a total algoholic and scrolled until 2 AM."

Usage as an Insult:
"Don't even bother talking to him; he’s such an algoholic he hasn't looked up from that screen in three hours."

"She used to have hobbies, now she’s just another algoholic chasing a dopamine hit from 7-second recipe videos..... she'll never actually cook them."

Algoholic by anonymous March 17, 2026

Weekend Alcoholist 

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

Weekend Alcoholist by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

young alchoholic by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021