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Accounts Prayable

The polite corporate euphemism for “we’re broke, but let’s pretend we’re still solvent.” Refers to the mystical stage of cash-flow crisis where “Accounts Payable” becomes “Accounts Prayable,” as in, pray the suppliers don’t notice, pray the bank transfers clear, pray payroll hits.
When your CFO puts a charitable donation box outside his office, you know your company’s officially in Accounts Prayable mode.
by Alien Adenoid October 14, 2025
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Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.
You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.
by franklydave June 28, 2017
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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun
Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool
by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024
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Accountability

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.
by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022
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Restricted Account

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...
by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019
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Accountability Resistance Syndrome

When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"
A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.
by Kooriki May 2, 2024
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Propaganda Account

A propaganda account is an account on a social media platform, usually Twitter, that has no intent on spreading propaganda, instead opting for posting and reposting about a specific topic, occasionally with the intent of making said topic their favorite in its overarching genre, species, etc. Most prominent with Pokémon.
Found a propaganda account about my favorite Pokémon—life has never been the same. I check it daily.
by Cat… with a K. February 17, 2024
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