random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

what the random.

The best page on facebook, home to geeks, nerds, and other outcasts. New photos are uploaded everyday by the author and the fans.

Person 1- What the random. is hilarious, the photos he posts every day are great.
Person 2- Yeah, but the last photo is always some creepy black and white shot.

by They Call Me Fluffy November 21, 2011

random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

Random Dice

The new game, was released by 111%. The thing is to merge some dices and give yo opponent a big fuck

It is usually famous in Eastern Asia and Europe, so on

Boy 1: I got the growth dice yesterday while playing random dice
Girl 1: So why you're losing

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

random weird

A person who says real weird random things without knowing it and later finds out how weird and random it was

that darragh one is random weird isn't he, he said I was like a sister and I'm a dude

by it's me JC! June 16, 2009