Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Mackenzie

The most disaster bisexual you will ever meet. You are I’ll also love her dearly.

Wow, you’re pulling such a Mackenzie for Bayne. Maybe you should calm your tits.

by Dartdoof February 10, 2024

Mackenzie

A girl model on Facebook she’s a person who gets taken money from and she has a daughter who is also a model and takes good pictures and also has been to Florida (and still is in Florida)

A name that is used in sentences (“ oh wow Mackenzie is such a nice woman!)

by MYNAMEISNOTLIAISSELENEENEa August 26, 2022

MacKenzie Widdowson

MacKenzie on the streets, BigMac in the sheets.
Mac likes to spend her time watching Attack on Titan erotica and wanking to nugget porn. She can often be found trying to avoid Elsa Guidon's advances or buddy wanking to pictures of Liam Parker

Elsa Guidon: "Hey MacKenzie Widdowson...Are you part of the McDonald's menu? Cuz I'd love to eat out a BigMac right now."
Mac: "No, Elsa, Fuck off,"

by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a very stubborn girl and stops at nothing to be right!But she has a soft side and can be hilarious at times.She has the weirdest laugh ever but it makes you and your friends crack up.She might not get along with everyone but stick on her good side and you’ll be best friends!

Hey Mackenzie!Still have that weird laugh!

by Aubree♡♡ October 31, 2019

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is the fucking hottest bird on the planet. She has huge fucking tits that are amazing to play with and she will slob ur knob until you can’t see anymore.

Damn Mackenzie sucked me off good last night.

by Young wizard November 22, 2021

Mackenzie

Whore

"The biggest whore is Mackenzie"

by YourFatherWhoFinallyGotTheMilk May 12, 2022