It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
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Get the Petty Zoo mug.1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
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Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
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