xbox live

Place where you learn just how many people (mostly 12-year-olds) who your mother has had sexual relations with.

Kid on Xbox Live: I had sex wit ur mom

by swagmaster7169696969 May 26, 2016

xbox 360

Microsoft's next gen Xbox.

Do you know why they call it the Xbox 360?

Do you know why they call it the Xbox 360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

by ZOMG DICKS January 8, 2008

xbox live

The cause for many couples breaking up, a total waste of time.

The males spend all their money on games and all their time playing the games.
Favourites being Halo and Brothers in arms and Call Of Duty.

Do not talk to their girlfriends because they are talking to someone in the next room or another country through their stupid headsets.

Xbox live for Xhole (ex-hole)

girl: "so what did u do today?"
boy (playing on xbox live): "whats that tony? its sunny in jamaca"
tony(on headset): "no mate, i love halo"
girl: "we're over"

by Rach123456789 January 20, 2009

Xbox 2

The Next Gen Xbox console system. As of April 2004 expected to have a varient of the G5 processor, gigabit ethernet, a larger harddrive, ATi graphics, even though they should stick with nVIDIA, and the possiability of a TiVo function.

Xbox ruled Xbox 2 will be even better!

by Impstrong April 21, 2004

Xbox 360

The #1 leading cause of break-ups in the world.

Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey?
Guy: NO!!! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT!!!

by DaBirdIsDaWord October 13, 2011

Xbox 360

Microsofts New Console. see sexy

This is a silver box of wonders

by rory May 15, 2005

playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010