Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

The red worm

Invention of this move is credited to Ty Tandcredi. First You begin by Pulling down your pants and spreading your butt cheeks as wide as possible. This will stretch your anus open and give a appearance of a red worm poking out to say hello. You then post up in a hidden area and wait for your unexpected friends to walk up and get a glance of the worm breaching the soil.

Ty surprised Matt Perry with the red worm last year and Matt had never been the same since

by cruntman August 28, 2021

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 01, 2008

Worm in the bum

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021

worm with the germ

a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV

Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ

by thebear69 July 27, 2010

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Worm fiction

A piece of fiction, normally fan fiction, that has a stupid premise, but is written very well.

Bro #1: dude are you really reading that fan fic right now?
Bro #2: yeah but man it is total worm fiction

by Evangelicsphere December 20, 2019