Wong Woofer

1. A person who likes to deep throat penis
2. A person that sucks dick

That guy is such a wong woofer.

That girl is such a slut, she's a wong woofer

by Dson2252 October 22, 2010

Madong Wootentong

A grotesquely hairy, and often times, quite smelly foreign female reproductive cave that gives off a smell of ancient rotting cheese that's been dug up in the constipated ass of a dead woolly mammoth

Guy 1: Hey ma - holy shit! Why does your breath stink like fuck?!

Guy 2: .. Remember the girl from the bar last night? Well, she had a Madong Wootentong..

by Regina George Carmichael August 21, 2011

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.

That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018