hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.

Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

Fuck wobble

Definition of a fuck wobble is a person who shows little or no respect for another person... Basically a bully

Look at John being a complet fuck wobble to laura

by Old hoot July 11, 2016

Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.

You're a hazard wobble.

by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

flop wobble

When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.

My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.

by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017

the wobbley H

It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!

My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!

by Thatguymike May 7, 2018