Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Willie Wags

Off the beaten path, off yonder, in the pucker brush.

We had a picnic out in the willie wags.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison

Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.

by Orchamedes December 21, 2017

willy kane

He is not gay and cool his. And is name is cian Herbert

Hay that is Willy Kane i he is so cool

by Willy Kane January 24, 2018

A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag

He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle

by Elab September 13, 2016