Wenis

The skin on the tip of your elbow or a fun word to joke around with.

Anne-"Hey Craig can I see your wenis?"
Craig-"Hell yea!!!" *pulls up sleeve on shirt*

by TeTe BaBeZ January 9, 2009

Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010

weenie beenie

a condem; anything used to stop the flow of semen into the female's genitalia

C.J. asked me if I had a weenie beenie he could have, because Ashley was coming over that night to visit.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

wenis

protective layer of skin on your elbow.

ill give you a dollar to touch my wenis.

Ms. Shane:What are you doing?
Adam:Talking about wenises
Ms. Shane:Oh! is that a kind of puppy?
adam:Yeah

by Adam and Arielle December 28, 2005

wendigo

Democratic Senator and ex-First Lady Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is a goddamn wendigo.

by Greg Hicks April 18, 2008

Wenis masturbation

Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.

Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.

by Kirk&Sara December 6, 2006

weeiner wagon

A station wagon, in a version of a pussy wagon.

"were's my mom with the pussy wagon?"

by mel March 23, 2005