twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020

Average weight

Not skinny or fat

No I'm Average Weight

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Rope Weight

Refers to a heavy object hanging at the end of a rope, and is often used in reference to a dead body.

Person 1: I hate that guy.

Person 2: Me too. He’d make a great rope weight.

by turgled March 16, 2025

Radio Station Weight

When your weight is between 88 and 108 pounds. 88-108 is the range of FM radio stations in the United States. For instance: MIX 106.5, KISS 104.3.

Friend: You don't look so good, are you ok?

Me: I'm not feeling good, I have had a lot of appetite loss recently, and now have radio station weight.

by Entitled_Karennn September 20, 2021

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021