wide kyle

Someone who acts like a rather short penis with a large circumference.

Yeah let's send wide kyle on that delivery.

by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022

Peep and the Big Wide World

IT'S A HORRIBLE SHOW ALL OF THE BIRDS ARE PEDOPHILES

pedophile: I love Peep and the Big Wide World, it's so relatable!

by ImNotAPedophileISwear May 9, 2022

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Mr world wide

The world got fat

Tyrone: yo is that mr world wide
World: yo fuck you man

by Skybluehoodie January 3, 2022

Wide ant

A blue ant-like bug-like being that is oddly wide

Hey is that a wide ant there?

by BeeboiYES October 14, 2022

Wide ant

A blue ant-like insect-like being that is oddly wide

Hey, is that a wide ant?

by BeeboiYES October 14, 2022

14 wides

Tires that are 14 in wide make your truck harder them mother fucker and get you ton of pussy

14 wides can eat dick mama

by Trap house 69 December 10, 2021