Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
by AlfiePalmer1379 August 17, 2013
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Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.
Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.
by Francostein June 10, 2009
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Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
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muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
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whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.
by Rainbuttcorntin January 14, 2017
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Sign of the whale

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.
Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."
by DC hood rat October 13, 2011
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Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-
by MisakiiChan March 12, 2021
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