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pop wasted 

An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.
Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
pop wasted by Brosalie February 21, 2015

abi wasted 

Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.
How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair
abi wasted by Ax3-AAA May 2, 2015

Period Wasted 

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc
Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"
Period Wasted by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Royally Wasted 

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton
I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

Trash Wasted 

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition
That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted
Trash Wasted by Therealestdude April 16, 2016

Ballsack wasted 

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.