Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Verbal Whiplash

When someone calls your name, and you turn your head rapidly to respond, but they were actually talking to someone else.

VERBAL WHIPLASH: Say your name is "Gaylord". You're walking down the street and you hear someone say "Gaylord". You react as though they are talking to you, but they are actually talking to their friend, Gaylord.

by invicta9110 July 7, 2011

Verbal Cameltoe

When you practice no filters while speaking with someone and leave nothing to the imagination. It is the verbal equivalent of a young girl wearing a provocative outfit accented by an eye popping camel toe.

If my husband at work hadn’t used the F word three times, the H word twice and the C word once in front of all his female coworkers maybe he wouldn’t be in the HR office again. He suffers from a bad case of Verbal Cameltoe!

by Daddy big hands September 24, 2022

Verbal Clickbait

A phrase or verbal cue intended to solicit attention or further inquiry from an uninvolved third party.

James looked down at his phone and said "wow, that's so cool", hoping that others around him would rush to his side begging for details.

He always uses verbal clickbait to try to start conversations.

by Brian SJ September 4, 2016

Verbal AIrrhoea

Advertising copy written by ChatGPT, Bard or other such robot.

Say there fellow copywriter, leave your emails, website and other copy matters to me and I'll drown your reader in so much verbal AIrrhoea they'll crap LinkedIn thought-leadership for a week.

by WriterD May 21, 2023

Verbal Swagger

An alternate way of saying that someone has an accent.

Instead of "I love their accent!" , say "I love their verbal swagger!"

"His verbal swagger is attractive."

by MysticRayne January 16, 2024

Verbally Son

Pure domination in an argument of any kind. Coming from the slang word "to son" which means to dominate in an unspecified genre of competition, a verbal sonning pertains only to conversational situations.

Did you see David verbally son that girl in the argument during class today? He really knows his stuff!

by FilosopherStond April 20, 2009