"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.
Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
by Van Gleason August 25, 2022
Get the Van Gleasonmug. An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.
Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
by AmeliaIsCool June 14, 2019
Get the van alstynemug. by Solo bz January 20, 2014
Get the Van Goghingmug. An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
by batsoup August 24, 2009
Get the Van Goghmug. a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!
by Raqeul October 12, 2007
Get the van weasalmug. A minivan.
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
by Libertine September 23, 2009
Get the Mommy Vanmug. by Steven Mullaney January 12, 2008
Get the ste-vanmug.