Sperm Vampire

One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.

Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.

by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 24, 2009

Vampire

A person who subsides solely by feeding off of other people. They use others parasitically and offer nothing in return.

"She stayed at your place, used your stuff, ate your food and just ghosted you? What a vampire."

by Skitch360 July 4, 2017

Sympathy Vampire

Someone who always seems down, depressed, have bad luck, in bad relationships. Someone who you always seem to be trying to cheer up, help emotionally and who just never seems to be happy with their lot in life. A little like an energy vampire you are drained

On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum

by f.b.m February 4, 2010

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

Vamsi

hot indian stoner

"damn look at that vamsi, he's a fucking snacc"

by dumbslut123 June 10, 2018

Vampire

someone who stays up late at night like 1am.

-That kid is a vampire stayin up all night playing WOW (World of Warcraft).

-That clerk is a vampire working night shift and sleeping throughout day time.

by vampirekid September 2, 2009

Vampire Knight

One kick ass anime show.
Based on Vampires and Humans.
Started airing in 2008 but has yet to air in the US, meanwhile airing in TV Tokyo.

The plot line consist on a school. Which there's day-school (Humans) and night-school (Vampires).

Yūki is a adoptive daughter of the headmaster of Cross Academy and a perfect (Guardian) that protects the day-school humans from the night-school vampires.
Afterwords she falls in love with her friend Kaname who is a vampire and Zero.

Kaname: Pure blooded Vampire, pretty hooooot ^^

Zero: lost his parents from a pure blooded vampire so was also adopted by the headmaster of Cross Academy and a perfect (Guardian). Falls in love with Yūki but was bitten by a pure blood. Yūki doesn't know. He's not a pure blood yet but a half vampire/ half human.

Level E: When you're turn into a pure blooded Vampire.

Although they do attend the same school, the Vampires do not attack the Humans, they take tablets to calm their fetishes.

Pretty frickin' sweeeeeet gotta see it :D

Lost Vampire Knight Episode xD

Yūki: "Zero!" "Zero!" "Zero!"

*Runs to Zero's dorm*
*Opens door*

Yūki: "Zero how could you?"

*Finds Kaname on Zero's face in room together, sitting on bed*

Zero: "ahhhh wait, this look what it looks like!!!"

by pink_is_metal December 28, 2008