Rock, Paper, Vagina 

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.

Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."

Rock, Paper, Vagina by RQD2 July 7, 2010

nofuck vagina 

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

nofuck vagina by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

vagina conquistador 

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

vagina conquistador by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

blubbering vagina 

An overly-distrought dude that cries like a little girl.

Aw, look at the poor little blubbering vagina! Grow some balls, man!

blubbering vagina by Capt. Bloobomz June 11, 2006

Vaginement 

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

Vaginement by obfooley February 11, 2010

Vagibernation 

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

Vagibernation by rybread724 February 18, 2010

Vagenerous 

An adjective used to describe a woman who sleeps around a ton, has sex with multiple, multiple partners, and/or gives up sex very quickly and easily, i.e. on the first date.

"Dude, I totally nailed Brittany last night."
"Wasn't that your guys' first date?"
"Yeah."
"Well, that was very vagenerous of her."

Vagenerous by Ole' Lefty April 10, 2010