Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.

Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn

by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

or

"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".

I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

by Lovie311 March 21, 2014

Ride the Unicorn

To Ride the Unicorn is a metaphor for embracing your inner insanity. Where the majority will hide their "crazy" a Unicorn Rider is someone that shows it openly.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy trying to ride a unicycle up the down escalator in a t-rex costume? "
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"

by Aka_85 July 27, 2016

Unicorn puff

THC wax coated in 99.9% pure CBD isolate.

After surgery, my pain was better managed with a Unicorn Puff dab than smoking a joint.

by CBD Girl March 22, 2017

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017