Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.

She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.

by Jason statue March 21, 2019

german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo December 2, 2015

atena the turtle

atena the turtle is a loving person who is always giving and never taking. She always sticks up for other people and never gives up on any body. Atena the turtle has many friends and has a good relationship with many people. She is very intelligent,honorable,kind,amazing,funny,serious.DO NOT CROSS HER!!!!!!

atena the turtle is amazing just don cross her.

by the new york times 78890 February 5, 2019

fur turtle

A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard

I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out

by Fur turtle August 17, 2018

Save the turtles

Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.

Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”

by Anakiin February 20, 2023