The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
Get the Trombonemug. When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
Get the Chocolate Rusty Trombonemug. Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
Get the Golden Trombonemug. there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018
Get the trombonermug. A sexual act where you bend a dude over, eat his ass and wank him off at the same time like you're playing a trombone
by Brafricaon July 14, 2019
Get the Trombonemug. OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best
by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019
Get the National Trombone Appreciation Daymug. James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”
Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”
Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”
by jewphonium October 12, 2022
Get the Trombonermug.