Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.
Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.
by Vaanx May 06, 2021
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Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.
Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose
by NJB/JAP February 23, 2021
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Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
by sherwinre April 20, 2019
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Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
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triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
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Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
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Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.
Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.
by sir leton March 04, 2022
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