A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.
by SillySalleh December 24, 2021
 Get the Train tracksmug.
Get the Train tracksmug. Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009
 Get the Snail Tracksmug.
Get the Snail Tracksmug. by valness March 6, 2005
 Get the sole tracksmug.
Get the sole tracksmug. by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007
 Get the Two trackmug.
Get the Two trackmug. It's when you're cruising around like a sweet dude and another dude is tracking your movements and whereabouts. He may want to just talk or engage in some sexual type act in a back room or MCV (mobile command vehicle). When the other dude makes contact you have been dude tracked.
Ryan: Hey Tim can you get all the students to sign the CE paperwork
Tim: sorry man I got dude tracked. I'm on it now
Ryan: you got dude tracked......gross
Ryan: wondering......did Tim mean "I'm on it" as he and the other dude are gettin their dicks wet or that he is handling the paperwork......
Tim: sorry man I got dude tracked. I'm on it now
Ryan: you got dude tracked......gross
Ryan: wondering......did Tim mean "I'm on it" as he and the other dude are gettin their dicks wet or that he is handling the paperwork......
by Jesster3757 March 30, 2019
 Get the Dude Trackedmug.
Get the Dude Trackedmug. Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.
by kikdcat July 17, 2016
 Get the Snail Tracksmug.
Get the Snail Tracksmug. by Darren Blatt August 26, 2006
 Get the bust a trackmug.
Get the bust a trackmug.