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Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam
by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021
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rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.
by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019
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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016
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Twitter Traffic

Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
Ariel is such a weasel tweeted that foolishness for a little Twitter Traffic
by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021
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traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.
by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010
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