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Topshop

Gesture made between mates, reafirming their close friendship. (See Mighty Boosh Series 1)
One friend says to the other in soft and slightly inquisitive tones, whilst lighty taping said friend in a comforting manner with a their hand (fingers bunched together and touching the thumb) "Topshop?"

Friend replies with similar gesture to any part of friends body replying simply "Topshop."
by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009
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TOPSZN

TOP SZN a term "coined" by Octobers Very Own OB OBRIEN that means to get a blowjob.

NOT a strain of Marijuana

TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.
"TopSzn, So Theres No Babys" From OB OBRIEN's latest song Steve Nash
by uonthatbandwagon January 28, 2014
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topshop chav

The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.

When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.

"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."

Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006
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Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010
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topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.
Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.
by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011
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Off Tops

awesome, dope, cool, good lookin, fine ect.
"damn CUHz, them bapes is OFF TOPS."

"shit brah, that girl lookin off tops, ya digg?"
by lilj3d August 18, 2006
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Toppers

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.
by nicola95 May 24, 2011
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