Tool

A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!

Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"

by Tittybreath May 30, 2013

Tool

when someone does something or says something that is completely idiotic

"you tool"

by nathan space April 18, 2019

Tool

The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!

by Csal May 30, 2011

Tool

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on the radio.

by Ryan Seacrest is daddy April 18, 2017

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006