(n.)
A plumbing fixture devised for the disposal of bodily wastes, including urine, feces, methane and vomit.
It usually comes in the form of a porcelain receptacle, adorned with a wooden or plastic seat which one sits on / squats over / aims into / puts head down, depending on the activity.
Should never, ever, be used to wash clothing in, or as a source of fresh drinking water.
See also: defecation station, great white telephone, groan throne
A plumbing fixture devised for the disposal of bodily wastes, including urine, feces, methane and vomit.
It usually comes in the form of a porcelain receptacle, adorned with a wooden or plastic seat which one sits on / squats over / aims into / puts head down, depending on the activity.
Should never, ever, be used to wash clothing in, or as a source of fresh drinking water.
See also: defecation station, great white telephone, groan throne
by Rex Crement July 24, 2006
There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder
by Dr. Foo May 02, 2008
To engage in the act of female masturbation to an epic scale. A thunder fud can last anything from a matter of hours to an entire menstrual cycle.
by ian penn May 30, 2009
An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.
Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.
by mr p nizzle April 13, 2010
by tim martin December 27, 2006
A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
by Thunder Cunt January 22, 2007
When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.
Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.
by Jawesome T. R. July 06, 2011