An incredibly powerful individual with humongous pee pee. If you encounter a Lars Göran Thoren go down on your knees and bow like the useless pwn that you are.
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Get the carter Michael thornton mug.A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.
I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.
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Get the Derry New Hampshire thornspike mug.the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire
Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike
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Can be abbreviated into CMT
Can be abbreviated into CMT
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