Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Coach Victor

A guy who may have a learning disability who shouts random things and can't speak normal sentences. The most wholesome person you'll ever meet, his pastimes include telling people he's get them into the Hong Kong strip club and screaming play soccer during games.

Hey coach

Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....

by Schlonglover03 November 4, 2023

coach's corner

When you help a buddy out by giving pointers to him and his girl as they have intercourse while you sit in the corner and watch.

Johnny asked Evan if he'd Coach's Corner for him tonight when Cindy comes over.

by BDM69 August 16, 2019

First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.

I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.

by DDizzy14 June 4, 2011

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.

Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.

by Kevin lover December 20, 2022

social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

by Mr. 911 December 25, 2008