twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

Tahoe Twinky

A homophobic twink

"Man Steve just gave me the best head but he such a Tahoe Twinky"

by Pr. Murffles November 17, 2018

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007