Knowledge trees

Street for crack. Usually accompanied by 'hollying' (see definition of holly).

Yeah, I was doing knowledge trees yesterday.

by Bobbick January 08, 2008

Shit Trees

Trees with bags of dog shit hanging from them

When an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog shit and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing shit trees. Usually found in rough estates around the UK.

by 2008 Jason H April 10, 2008

The Joshua Tree

The Joshua Tree is a gathering of male individuals who get together and take drugs to discuss existential philosophical questions and other topics. It is usually, but not always, occurs in the great outdoors.

The term originates from Entourage S05E05 "Tree Trippers", when actor Vincent Chase and friends go to Joshua Tree National Park to eat shrooms and figure out if he should take the part in the movie Benji.

Guys, we need to figure out the meaning of the universe! Joshua Tree here we come!

I'm at a loss about whether or not to quit my job, how about about Joshua Tree?

Dude, wanna go to the Joshua Tree? I hear Archimedes and Nicodemus are gonna be there!

Let's just get fucked up at the Joshua Tree tonight!

by foehammer88 November 16, 2010

Tree Snipper

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

by McFetty May 12, 2020

Killin' a tree

When you drink a sixer of beerand stack the cans up pyramid style reassembling a tree.

Friend: "yo whatchu up to mang?"

You: "not much, just Killin' a tree"

by Jhendricks August 28, 2017

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 03, 2011

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014