prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

Costco Size Mistake

An action or judgment that leaves you with a large amount of an unusable or undesired item.

I made a costco size mistake buying the 50 pack of the wrong razor blades.

by chixdigit September 19, 2011

bite-size buddy

A friend that you enjoy hanging out with, but only for so long at a time. See also: frenemy

Andrew is a great guy, but I like him more as a bite-size buddy - he's been on our couch for like, four days now.

by _alexey September 28, 2014

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 05, 2008

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 07, 2009

fat bitch size

A Star Jones portion of Food

-How Much do you want Miss Jones?
-A Fat Bitch Size please

by Chad Tyler October 30, 2005