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Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.
She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.
by Lerix July 3, 2019
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Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
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Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.
Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."
by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011
mugGet the Cooch Coastermug.

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao
“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”
by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019
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cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.
1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.
by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018
mugGet the cooch lugemug.

sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone
Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO
by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022
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Cooching

She is such a cooching rat
by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022
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