Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Back Blast

The pool of jizz left on a girl's back after pull out and shoot. Can be wiped up with about anything

Man, That back blast on Teet's butt last night looked like an ice-skating rink.

by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008

horchata blast

the latino equivalent of a bukkake.

first coined by rudy on the radio show love line.

dude i gave your mom a horchata blast last night

by sack up or die July 29, 2010

Ghetto Blast

Driving with your windows at least cracked open and playing music entirely too loud for the purpose of sharing it with the world. Usually done late at night with a group of fun people that know how to dance.

Bob: Let's go ghetto blast down main street!
Rick: Great idea! Do you have some good music?
Bob: Of course!

by Machushkla February 15, 2009

Baja Blasting

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted

Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!

by Loezock June 1, 2016

blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.

Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)

by poonjammerslammer October 26, 2011