Austin

He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.

Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.

by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016

Austin

Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years

Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!

by fat Austin November 27, 2014

austin

often associated with the LGBTQ+ community; likes to play hide and seek; small penis, covers it with a big truck and extravagant items

Wow, big truck with LED's and a rainbow sticker on the back ; Must be an austin.

by coochycruncher69 January 5, 2017

Austin

An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.

Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.

by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013

Austin

A guy who is irrelevant.

Did you see him today? He is becoming an Austin.

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

Austin

Austin is smart. He is shy around people he doesn't know and outgoing to his close friends. Austin doesn't look good, has bad hair, and smells like dog shit a lot. Austin is a natural born leader but can always use assistance.

" damn did u see Oscar the grouch?"

"Yeah his hair looks like an Austin's."

by Duad123 January 14, 2018

Austin

Not a good guy. He will play his date so well then he will chrush them. He dont like girls who are bipolar girls.

Austin does not like bipolar people. Hes not a good guy

by Zachattack19 December 20, 2017