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Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar
OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!
by K33ly August 27, 2017
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A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.
He's such a Luke/
by THATbitch6669996900000000 March 9, 2020
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A guy who's homo AF
"Oh hey man, I saw luke yesterday, he was being homo Af again."
by 7rings July 31, 2019
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A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.
“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser
by Tina: respect April 13, 2021
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A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.
You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.
by Semen licker December 10, 2017
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A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.
Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
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That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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