pat's law

Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME

"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law

by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008

Judicial Law

Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds

Tom: *says something unimportant*
Aaron: yeh...... but Judicial Law

by anonymous October 7, 2020

homie law

no dating da homies best friend

“hi homie no dating my bestfriend”

“ok i won’t break homie law where you can’t date da homies best friend”

by idkoklol March 29, 2020

Danth's law

Apparently this term originated from a website called RPG.net and from a user that is now banned, Danth. Danth claimed to have won a forum argument, and someone else later said in that forum that, "If you have to insist that you have won an internet argument, you probably haven't."

"I totally won this forum argument-"
"I invoke Danth's law, biatch!"
":("

by Press X To Bonetown March 3, 2015

Tracer's Law

When the incessant consumption of pornography of a fictional character convinces a mass audience that the character in question is either
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.

"Yoooo! Look at how absolutely thicc this generic anime girl is!"
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."

by NotnotnotAnon February 8, 2023

Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.

*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"

by the_flash2001 November 7, 2011

Gallipeau's Law

This law states that any Facebook user with a sizable friends list has at least one friend whose password is "123456" or "qwerty." Don't be this person.

I just stole my friend's Facebook account... Gallipeau's Law at it's finest!

by mrtthekingman November 23, 2009