Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 16, 2021

candle

a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent

pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020