An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.
Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009

by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007

The Doc Brown is a delightful drink containing equal parts Dr. Pepper and Jameson Irish Whiskey. Not recommended for pussies or the Welsh. First brewed in a backyard in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Marty McFly "This is great. Uh, do you mix it, like, with regular whisky?"
Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"
Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"
Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"
Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"
Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
by turbo_jer September 24, 2010

A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
by HertsGal May 2, 2009

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
by joey's mommy December 15, 2008
