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Brown Ops

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011
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Brown Pen

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.
Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009
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joe brown

a caucasian male with an african american size penis
I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.
by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007
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Doc Brown

The Doc Brown is a delightful drink containing equal parts Dr. Pepper and Jameson Irish Whiskey. Not recommended for pussies or the Welsh. First brewed in a backyard in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Marty McFly "This is great. Uh, do you mix it, like, with regular whisky?"

Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"

Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"

Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
by turbo_jer September 24, 2010
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Gordon Brown

A penis in a suit.

He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"

Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"

Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
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Hertfordshire Brown

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
by HertsGal May 2, 2009
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Brown Fart

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.
by joey's mommy December 15, 2008
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