The non-drinker or the least drunk person who witnessed the spinning out of control of his/her friends on a night of intoxication leading to blowups, blackouts and crash landings. The Black Box is often called upon to piece together the evening leading up to the disaster(s).
When the party girl woke up naked with a bruise on her chin and her ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend in her bed, horrified, she ran out of the room to ask her roommate, the Black Box, what happened.
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