the Black Box

The non-drinker or the least drunk person who witnessed the spinning out of control of his/her friends on a night of intoxication leading to blowups, blackouts and crash landings. The Black Box is often called upon to piece together the evening leading up to the disaster(s).

When the party girl woke up naked with a bruise on her chin and her ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend in her bed, horrified, she ran out of the room to ask her roommate, the Black Box, what happened.

by PlatosCave August 11, 2011

finger punched in the fart box

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum

When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box

by pimpstar76 June 16, 2011

box the compass

Using everything in a room for sexual purpose (results, everything in the room reminds you of sex)

My parents caught me boxing the compass in my kitchen, now we eat out every night.

by Jingyi Sun September 12, 2003

long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.

Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!

by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007

box the cat

To penetrate a bugina with a cardboard item. This includes toilet paper rolls, paper towel rolls for the "more experienced" women, or any other penile shaped cardboard items.

Sergio and I decided to box the cat last night.

by BoxTheCat July 7, 2009

Crush The Mother Box

The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.

Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.

by _Gooser_ November 24, 2022

The nothing box

The act of doing something unproductive (watching tv, playing video games, etc) while having other work that is unfinished (school work, paperwork, etc)

Damn, I’ve been in the nothing box all day.

by LucyLulu3267 January 18, 2018