When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.
After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.
by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014
Get the bowling polio mug.Refers to the smoking of marijuana or any other packable substance in a moving vehicle without stopping or parking. The passenger will usually pack the bowl, and once packed, the bowl is smoked by the driver and is passed around the car until it is spent, all while driving.
"Riding a bowl can be dangerous, if you don't know how to drive in the first place."
"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."
"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."
"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
by WorkInProgress November 3, 2013
Get the Riding a bowl mug.An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015
Get the Slippery bowl mug.The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.
Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.
Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.
Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.
by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015
Get the Bare Bowling mug.To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.
Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.
Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.
Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.
Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
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Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017
Get the Onion Bowl mug.The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017
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