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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."
Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive
Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake
by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022
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Agent Online

The typical parasite online, there going to show the attempt's of other's to just say it's there credit, and make thing's that contain proof that other's creation or asked to create another one that does not match the other creation's, or copy creation's but with different setting's.
What Agent Online does. Person 1 : Hey could you show me a creation you did?
Agent : post's someone else's creation with no credit of the real creator
Person 1 : Cool! Can you make one for me?

Agent : Sureeeee! Okay what should I make?
Person 1 : (A same type of creation but different display)
Agent : (Never does it)
They forever gonna give you up
by Random Online person e July 23, 2021
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Agent Hr

An Agent that works for helping others, usually pro in technology shit.
Agent Hr's are really amazing,aren't they?
by Heirofjuice May 16, 2021
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Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
“ Wait you like agents of shield
yasssssssss
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021
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