Basically just be Brian Malone and have a bunch of kids. Oh and don't ever do anything on time..even when money is involved. Just don't do it...and if you decide to do it, put the wrong date. But even with that..take at least 4 weeks to correct it. One last thing..your hairline can not be straight and you must be secretly in love with Sam Holdson.
by b malone February 14, 2017
Get the Hoemug. 
by DACUTIE123456 July 24, 2016
Get the Hoemug. A guy or girl who spends their summer hooking up with guys/girls while they're "taling" to someone else
by that@life April 6, 2017
Get the hoemug. by fukhardystyles June 1, 2016
Get the Hoemug. 1. A rude term for a woman commonly used by ghetto people. (Offensive)
2. A girl who is willing to engage in sexual activities often and with several different people. This term is generally only directed to straight or bisexual women.
2. A girl who is willing to engage in sexual activities often and with several different people. This term is generally only directed to straight or bisexual women.
1. I f**ked that hoe about a week ago. She was so wet after that.
2. Jenny is such a hoe. She gave Johnny, Dave, Wayne, Cody, and Henrie bl*wjobs all in one week.
2. Jenny is such a hoe. She gave Johnny, Dave, Wayne, Cody, and Henrie bl*wjobs all in one week.
by T-Soape March 27, 2015
Get the Hoemug. Me: you tryna lemme smash
Girl: yeah and I hope your pullout game is strong
Man: don’t do it nigga she a hoe
Girl: yeah and I hope your pullout game is strong
Man: don’t do it nigga she a hoe
by Tea keeper August 6, 2018
Get the Hoemug.