Anaesthetic Technician

Anaesthetic Technicians mainly work in the operating theatre with anaesthetists (specialist medical doctors), they are also called to other areas of the health care facility to assist in cardiac arrest situtations or with patients who could arrest if not treated appropriately. They assist the anaesthetist in managing your airway...if you don't breath, you die and when you are anaesthetised the drugs generally make you not breath, some people are easy to maintain an airway on & others aren't and patients will die if their airway is not patent. Anaesthetic Technicians combine clinical and technical knowledge & skills to help ensure things run smoothly when you are having your surgery!

If you have a car accident and suffer massive trauma and are taken to a hospital emergency department and the staff are finding it difficult to put an airway tube in your wind pipe they call the anaesthetic team that includes the anaesthetic doctor and anaesthetic technician. Who will then also transfer you to the operating theatre and try everything to keep you alive while the surgeon patches you up. The anaesthetic team will then transfer you once you are stable to intensive care, staff there will continue the good work the anaesthetic team started.

by Bambi lives October 17, 2012

The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

door knob technique

A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -

Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers

That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique

by superbrighteyes September 16, 2012

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008

techie incest

A term used by theater kids. Techie incest is when two techies date.

Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.

Techie 1: *sees a techie couple holding hands in the hallway* Ughh, techie incest!

Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.

by BleachFreak August 5, 2008

biomedical technician

One who strives to be a Biomedical Engineer, but lacks the necessary skills to do any engineering whatsoever. A Biomedical Technician is usually a lonely outcast that is the bastard offspring of a real engineer.

" The Biomedical Technician went to school for a strenuous 2 years, just to learn how to plug a cord into a socket."

by IcInCode December 3, 2013

Teching out

To "tech out" or be teching out, one is high from speed or meth and may or may not be displaying signs of a jib teck warrior or princess.
Another BC slang term.

"Last night those warriors were teching out large!"

by Emma Dillon May 25, 2006