needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

Tape Measure Dick

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

by jodedorez October 20, 2010

This is my sex tape

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.

Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

by Crafty catfish June 1, 2021

Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

izzy’s porn tape

You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)

Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape

by izzypop04 February 13, 2018

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

Duct-Tape Militia

An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?

Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them

by Jeebus!!! June 20, 2006