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Tanner

A bald guy who acts like he can’t work technology while he has a girl way over his league and is swinging and missing because he blows and doesn’t know what he has.
That bald Tanner guy is a mess.
by freshcup September 30, 2019
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Tanner

Tanner comes off looking intimidating and scary but once you get to know him he's the sweetest and goofiest kid ever, tanner is well known and has a lot of friends, you can spot him easily because he looks very old for his age, tanner has the cutest smile ever and such a bright personality he doesn't look like a nerd but he's very smart and keeps up with his homework and keeps good grades, even though he doesn't remember the color of my eyes like a little brat he hasghe prettiest green eyes and naturally curly eyelashes. Tanner has brown hair and 4 extra toes on his feet. Tanners are very pretty boys and very good at keeping a conversation going. Not to mention tanners are total DILFS!!
Jessica:omg who's that
Tiki:oh that's tanner back off tho he has 8 GFS
Jessica: does he wanna make it 8
by DILFFF November 9, 2021
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Tanner Goat

Tanner Goat just uploaded a video
by Tanner Goat August 16, 2021
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by chungus #15 November 23, 2020
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Tanner's Johnson

Look at Tanner's Johnson
by anonymous February 7, 2025
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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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Tanner

Medium ugly guy who probably still lives with his parents and peaked in college.
by Saywhat24 November 23, 2021
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